am i screwed or something??

i just got in trouble by my mom for picking up the phone like a man.
"you're 23 now. practice having some aegyo when you pick up the phone."

i literally responded with an "ew bye" and hung up.

anyway, an hour ago, as i was on my bed doing my usual morning email checkups and such, i overheard my aunt, grandma, and some family friend fake-aunt/uncle people talking about how they wanted to set the fake-aunt/uncle's acupuncturist nephew (or something like that) up with me.
seriously?? what is up with people wanting to set guys up with me these days?? who says i'm available?!? who says i'm open to it?? do i exuuuudeeee desperation? am i screwed or something??

so let's see the "options" that i have so far (notice the quotations -- meaning i am not serious).
1. 27-year-old med student
2. 29-year-old lawyer from USC
3. [don't know age] acupuncturist/mental disabilities something something (supposedly he's "인기짱" at his church. i know this because my aunt actually approached me about him 30 minutes ago)
4. 26-year-old nurse (he actually came to my nephew's 1st birthday and my brother-in-law introduced me to him as "my friend who i play ball with". slick, hyungboo. very slick.)
5. 24-year-old graphic designer from art center
6. some other dude i forgot who came out of berkeley
7. this isn't anyone specific, but chris [mexico] wants me to date anyone at his church so badly. i think he's worried that i'll never marry.

i know i'm forgetting at least one more.

can't wait to add on to this very useless list.

i will never agree to blind dates until i myself feel like i'm screwed and i need it.
a friend and i joked about being each other's back-up plan if we're 40 and single. i think i'd rather marry him at 40 than go on a blind date.
sigh. life is hard. (hahaha i'm so ridiculous)